Originally Posted by shrapnel
Originally Posted by Paddler
You guys are running true to form. You understand hurling lame insults makes you look bad, right?

The grouse around here are tough if you're a sportsman. I could have shot a limit yesterday if I wanted to shoot them sitting. No thanks, I'll leave that to Shrapnel.


Dick,

I would love to take you up on that offer. It seems that we do have a lot in common as I work in a hospital ER myself. I would gladly fly my own airplane down to Salt Lame and hunt Blues with you.

I believe I could find a couple shotguns much more rare than those wop specials you are toting around. We could sashay about your favorite hunting spots and I could shoot all the grouse you miss and even whack a few on the ground for fun.

After a jolly old time in the field, we could share a few toddies before I bitch slapped you senseless...


I don't remember inviting you down, but you're more than welcome to fly down. I'll pick you up at the airport, we can hunt whatever you like. Bring whatever gun you like. My dog had knee surgery and is still isn't 100%. The only rule is that you must not shoot a bird on the ground or out of a tree before I have the chance to flush it.

I have a most excellent supply of bourbon and scotch. You can even see my home theater in person. Bring your favorite music, I guarantee you've never heard it this good before.

Last edited by Paddler; 10/08/15.
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