Was in a little Mom&Pop gun store. Mostly used guns. Fun. To chat with them. You know the kind of place.

A BurnOut walks in and asks if you can buy a gun if you have a felony record........no.

Not five minutes later he walks back in and asks " what if I don't tell anyone I have felonies on my record......then can I buy a gun?"

Took a minute to stop laughing to tell him no............