Once had a guy answer "yes" on the "are you a fugitive from justice?" question on the 4473.
I looked at him and asked if everything on the form was correct.

"Yes" then he shrugged his shoulders and said "I'm already in enough trouble, I figured I didn't need more"

I grabbed the gun off the counter and told him to GTFO


"243/85TSX It's as if the HAMMER OF THOR were wielded by CHUCK NORRIS himself, and a roundhouse kick thrown in for good measure."