It's too bad they don't make one of those BC covers in midget, pie hole size.
I'm still haunted by the pic he posted of himself sporting a hat, his tighty-whities and some shoes. The only thing whiter than his tighty-whities was his body, posed in the classic body-builder double-bicep pose. However, someone should have told him you need a minimum of muscle tone to pull that pose off. He failed miserably.
