Ugh, as it's often the case, good news is accompanied with bad news.

The good news is that I finally got a job. The bad news is that my schedule is all reconfigured and my family won't be able to attend this year.

Really wanted to make this event after I couldn't make the hog hunt.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

Turdlike, by default.