About 6 of them swarmed our Dove field. Came in from 2 or 3 different directions. Some had been hiding in the bushes for hours.

The main force was checking my bud, the land owner when buds cellphone rang. The warden said that's one of your buddies telling you the game wardens are here.

My bud calmly said; I got that call 20 or 30 minutes ago. This was my wife wanting to know what temp to set the grill.


Or... an extended cab pickup from the state pulled up. The doors opened & the wardens just kept pouring out. A bystander, with a stutter, & a good buzz asked: we..well ho...how mmmmany yayayyyou sssunuufabbbitches ggonna gggeettt out uuuf tthat trtrtruck?

You just had to be there on that one. (damnit, I'll laugh at that memory the rest of the night)