Best one on was was with the local GW who bugged us all the time.
Late deer season lotsa snow and I drag a huge Whitetail doe my wife shot with her 12 Ga.
Hit the dirt road and up drives azzhole. Leaps out, dashes over looks at the tag, gets a big grin and says: "Just where is Susan ?" From behind him come the voice: "Right here."
All four off started laughing, he jumped in car and sped off.
