Know a guy, he's always legal.
Was fishing, pulled up and did a shore lunch of one of the fish.
Pulls the canoe out, warden accuses him of eating a fish that was too small. "Saw you eat it through the binocs"
David admits to eating a fish, denies it being too short. Warden cites him for "mutilation of a fish" because he obviously can't prove it was too short.
Known David my whole life. He and my dad been best friends since they were 6. That fish wasn't too short.
