Is this the cliffnotes version?:
1. Mine's bigger than yours.
2. Yours is smaller than mine.
3. Airline tickets are expensive.
4. Mine's better cause I say so, so there (alternatively "blow me".)
5. No shooting involved.
6. Least cost-best option is to have MS shoot the rifles in quershtion. *
7. Yaaaaaaaawn.
* I would vote for this option, then we'll have confirmation that he's likely better than anyone on the board and to be sure and not p!zz him off, with his rifle or yours.
8. Glad I could be of friendly service to everyone. Please let me know if you have any questions.
