Their obviously both good shots. Stick has nothing to lose or gain except some expense, time and trouble.

JB has nothing to gain from it either. If he wins what does it prove? As he has managed to alienate half the fire. If he loses, it was expected.


What's the solution?.......A Mazer match obviously.

Being that Stick and JB are busy, Swampy and Douchebeer have volunteered to shoot the match as proxies.

10 paces with air soft guns...both contestants wearing a diaper and bonnet. Pacifier adds 5 style points but does not effect outcome.

First one hit in the right titty is the loser.

(Douchebeer should have the advantage as Jeff O told me Swampy has big nipples.) cry