First time I met my wife's Aunt we were sitting together at a wedding reception.
Out of nowhere the crazy old bird starts rollin' her eyes around and starts making the damndest noises I'd ever heard.
Pretty certain she was having a stroke or seizure, I jumped outta my chair and started around the table. My wife grabbed my arm as I was mid stride and starts yanking me back around the table in a panic. I blurt out..YOUR AUNTS HAVING A SIEZURE!!!
It got real quite and everybody was staring, including the aunt.
Turns out the old nut was a honest to god Jesus freak and was speaking in tongues.
It was awesome.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
