I just got an email from Mark. The river is PERFECT for tubing, barring a freak flood.
He has also arranged for some hog dogs, so any of you tough guys that are interested in catchin' one alive or trying out that big knife will be in business. This will be done at night too!
Their you go guys, just picture yourself running in the brush, chasing a hog at night hoping someone with a light cathes up soon.
Blue leotards only please........
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