Kimber 223....check Rem 7m.08.....check Ammo..........check Avo #2s.......check Itineraries...check Packed for shipping...tomorrow No-Doz........check Beano for Bart....check Antacids for after Bart....check Speedo for rafting.....check Bam-Bam 2012 Ts for the gang....check X-Strength Aspirin for my son and Dan...check Fools Gold bullion for Mike....check Scripts needing Doc's sig.....check Bunch of extra stuff just in case, for Leroy...check Fireproof pants for Sat night....check extra lock for my bedroom door....check Booby trap for my bedroom door...check
See you in about a week,fellas!!
Don't forget to bring a couple dozen boxes of bullets along, too... you can pre-pay your college football wagering losses off that way and save on shipping!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars