Metal masturbation.

Ballistic beat-offery; buffing the ballistic banana.

Egotistic onanism.

Kinetic chicken choking or choking the kinetic chicken.

I've been trying to work up a good saying involving "semi-auto erotica" except this is about revolvers.


My favorite so far is "having a gack jack".


Perhaps others can come up with alliterative terms to describe where this thread has gone?

Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!