A .357 handgun and a bottle of Ten High whiskey would probably suffice.
What's with the 357......this is supposed to be a "lowest common denominator" thread. A 38 Special with hard casts should certainly be sufficient, even for the hardest noggins......and get with the hootch label, man. Even in the most remote places, people ain't going to spend good coin for the cheapest stuff. $250 at least gets you a jug of the fine R&R or Windsor.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
A 38 Special with hard casts should certainly be sufficient, even for the hardest noggins......and get with the hootch label, man. Even in the most remote places, people ain't going to spend good coin for the cheapest stuff. $250 at least gets you a jug of the fine R&R or Windsor. 
