How many do you own? See, if own 5 or so you can lie to everyone about how you have a 1911 that has fired thousands and thousands of rounds flawlessly. The way it works is that through 5 guns you might send thousands of rounds down range intermittently between failures but you could write of the failures and then fantasize that the cumulative rounds could have been fired in one gun. The problem isn't just "the gun" it's that you don't own enough of them and you are being to honest.
