Pure hyperbole, my friend. No one's buying it, apart from your amen corner here at the Fire.
No, folks know quite clearly that you aren't stating anything from personal experience; you're basing everything off of what you saw someone else on the Internet do. That's what you said, and that's exactly what I restated and it's still not a surprise.
Other folks talk about personal experience; you talk about seeing someone else do something on the Internet.