Originally Posted by 4ager
I don't keep count, frankly. I could toss out some number, but it'd be a flat out guess.

My last statement clearly was accurate.
Dood, you could toss out any number and either he won't believe you or he won't be impressed. You're not going to get anywhere with this guy. Just every so often he feels the need to have this conversation.

I just think it's f-ing hilarious that he started this one off by saying it's a 1911 that he owns. Even more funny, his wife bought it for him. I just laugh every time I think of that.