Shamelessly stolen from http://www.palinfacts.com/
which has sever photos of her there...

A la Chuck Norris facts...

We don�t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they�ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.

Global Warming doesn�t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

Three of Sarah Palin�s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.

Sarah Palin�s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

It�s not raining in DC. Those are God�s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man�s body.

Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper�s body because she threw him from the plane. grin

The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin�s eys.

The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring

Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.

Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.

Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn�t challenging enough

Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it�s in their interest to jump into the boat.

Sarah Palin once guided Santa�s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

Little known fact: without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin�s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.

Sarah Palin�s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden�s. It�s science.

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A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.