“...skinny jeans wearing 20 something year old with a Grizzly Adams beard and a man bun who had walked up and stood close enough that his flannel shirt was touching me.”
LIKE
Should I have mentioned that it smelled like he had been hugging a woman drenched in patchouli?
I don't know what Patchouli is, sounds bad. Is it something like the Louisiana version of Lutefisk?
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.