Bart, are you one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?

You keep trying to get my attention. That's a warning. And you talked about hitting some guy in the nose (I assume with your purse) when he said something to you.

I think you're the kind of guy who pays sailors to spank him.

Galveston, oh Galveston.........


Not many problems you can't fix
With a 1911 and a 30-06