Nope, not a ringnocker. I have a MFA. But that was long after Viet Nam...I was an offizer (but not a gentleman) by virtue of my hard work and native intelligence.

I'm just having fun at Bart's expense. I probably owe him an apology, but he started it. OK...what the heck, guy, a big, warm wet one on Bart and an apology to any who I offended.

I'm combative, as you know. I'm also pretty funny, if you get in to it.

But, sometimes I'm serious. But, I'll lay off Bart, and the rest of you if you lay off me.

Deal?


Not many problems you can't fix
With a 1911 and a 30-06