No doubt they couldn't be as intelligent as you seem to be.
How'd you meet your fair share, by the way?
I'm on a first name basis with every single LEO in my city and county, including the Sherriff, granted it is a small county and every one knows every one, they're a bunch of pretty good sh*ts as a whole, but none of em are gonna be starring on Wheel Of Fortune or Jeopardy any time soon.
