Originally Posted by old_willys
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Years ago I seat next to Heather Locklear on a Southwest flight





I would have been like "excuse me stewardess, can I get a blanket?"

"Certainly Sir! Is it cold in here?"

"Uhh......no....."

The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...