Originally Posted by deflave


Duck O Death,

I would love to hear who trained you to administer CPR to a subject after you shot them.



In your fantasy world, you would stand around and smoke a cigarette while a suspect you just shot struggles for air and slowly bleeds out. You'd probably throw out a couple of gay slurs while you were at it.

But that's not the way the law, or law enforcement works.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.