The best gig here is being a firefighter. I wouldn't want to do it in a big city like NYC, but here, I know guys who went their entire career and never went to a real fire, other than some dumbass who burned up his stove with too much grease. When he was still early in high school, I tried to take my nephew under my wing and convince him to volunteer at the local station, get his EMT stuff done and be prepared to apply for a full time position. He would have been able to retire at about 50 years old with a full pension and benefits. He was smarter than me though and he's 26 years old, living in his Mom's house and making 16 bucks an hour packing fish all day now.
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom." MOLON LABE
