Among the globe's six billion people, there are something like 700+ religions. Each and every one of them proclaiming it is the one and only true religion. Everyone who doesn't believe in their God or Buddha, or Allah or Great Mog will go to hell or the equivalent. Or Detroit, perhaps.

If you're playing the odds, maybe you'd better believe in all of them, equally.


Or not.


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.