Eyeball, you realize you're living your life according to the rules of a pack of middle eastern, goat fuggin' dune coons, don'tcha?

They wore desses (I've seen the drawings), they all looked like corporal Klinger, and 2000 years later they still screw goats, so God only knows what they did back then.

Yet that's your guiding light?

I ain't saying you're wrong, just be careful how much stock you put into it. Them swarthy bastids is crafty!


“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”