That's funny. You are not kinhearted, but an insufferable, patronizing, arrogant, condescending asshat.
If you and your friends ever came into my church speaking Jesus Christ's name blasphemously and acting like you do here, you could expect more than that Jack.
Could you be so kind as to provide the name and street address of your church. I want to sneak in and take a listen. I promise not to do anything disruptive. I'll just listen. You may have something I need and you just may not be able to articulate it here.
