That's not even the best part of the story. A few days later, Happy was lost in the desert with nothing to eat. Some geese were flying overhead, and a lightning bolt struck one and dropped it right at his feet. So God had provided him with meat. He had matches, but there were no trees in the desert, so there was nothing to build a fire with to cook his meat.
Then he remembered the charcoal, dropped trow, and shat out two dozen perfect briquettes and was saved! And to top it all off, they were match light briquettes!!
Makes as much sense as the other rubbish crappy hamster comes out with.
