Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by NVhntr
6/17/20 – Happy Camper survives being poisoned by his girlfriend.
"Good news is that it had a happy ending because I survived. I came within an inch of my life as organ failure set in. I'm grateful that God miraculously brought a vision of charcoal to my mind and where to find it. Then he gave me enough strength to drag myself off my back, get to it and eat it before dying. It absorbed the poison she put in the food and I recovered."

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Eating charcoal after dragging himself where God told him he could find some...
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That's not even the best part of the story. A few days later, Happy was lost in the desert with nothing to eat. Some geese were flying overhead, and a lightning bolt struck one and dropped it right at his feet. So God had provided him with meat. He had matches, but there were no trees in the desert, so there was nothing to build a fire with to cook his meat.

Then he remembered the charcoal, dropped trow, and shat out two dozen perfect briquettes and was saved! And to top it all off, they were match light briquettes!!



A wise man is frequently humbled.