Went to a club with some fellas years ago and one of the "stouter" gals was putting on her show. She was doing this trick where she'd grab the bar rail, squat down, then pull herself against the rail, kinda "in your face"
Well, the gal musta misjudged her strength or had too much blow that night. Grabs the rail and when she pulls, she flipped herself over the bar and landed on top of me. I don't know which one of us was more embarrassed. I was covered in glitter and stripper stank. Holy schit it was bad.
