Mark, I see you graced us with your presence a little after 12pm, a half decent man, I know, I know, too high an expectation for you, would have explained his [bleep], apologized, and got to hell out of Dodge.

But you would have to have started out a man of some measure, and you and I both know, you never have been, nor will you ever be.

God Bless those who you have yet to screw.