OK try this one on for size. I've posted this before and EVERYONE has a " Big snake" story...but I have pictures...how about an Eastern Diamondback that went 7'3" and had a 19" girth? My best pard and I got it right after high school, a loooong time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

For point of reference my pard was 6 feet tall and weighed in just under #200


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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe