Originally Posted by ElmerKeith
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Little bit of a story to go with this one. I was staying in Redstone CO and took an early morning bike ride. I saw this bear in someone's driveway. I stopped my bike in the middle of the road and started taking pics. A pretty female jogger was coming toward me. She spoke as she jogged toward me. "Hi, it's a gorgeous morning isn't it?" She said it all sweet and proper. As she got beside me, I motioned toward the bear with my head. About that time the bear swung its head our way and took a few steps in our direction. She saw it, said HOLY FFUGK and hauled ass in a full-on sprint back in the direction she came from.

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Funny story! I can really imagine her facial expression


The comical part was her instantaneous shift in demeanor. It was like a switch was flipped.