Seems there was this guy that was always sitting in a lawn chair in the shade drinking beer while his wife mowed the yard. The old biddy that lived across the street would get incensed every time she looked out and saw this lady mowing and sweating while the guy just sat in the shade and watched her mow.
On a particularly hot summer morning the old biddy could take no more. She slammed the front door as she stormed out and marched across the street to confront this scoundrel. She marches up to him and says " Sir, I can't believe you can just sit here in the shade drinking beer while that lovely young lady is out there mowing the grass, while its hot as blue blases out. You ought to be hung".
The guy smiles takes a swig of his beer and slowly lifts up his shade and replies, " I am, and that's why she's mowing the yard".
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