A dexter boning knife and an ill advised attempt at quartering a frozen deer on the floor next to the wood stove will send you to the hospital to get stitched up
Please don't mention boning around me, especially when your pants are down. It traumatizes me.
TIA.
You fugger,
it's a good thing I didn't have my dinner sitting here with a mouthful of something or I'd be cleaning the laptop.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)