Being a new resident in your county I'd be happy to help you chill the f*ck out.
you live here? Sure ya do...
if so what is the newest restaurant to open in town....
Meet me there at 7 Pm tomorrow night and dinner is on me...
I will be at the Red Robin tomorrow at 7pm in the bar. Can't miss me, 6'5" 280lb black dude, bald head. Follow the stench of hippie you claim to smell. I'll buy you a drink.
I don't drink but its a date....
but as I said, then dinner is on me...
I look forward to it...
it will be a real pleasure if you are a real person instead of just an internet troll...
I'll wear a 24 hour campfire hat....there won't be any other ones in there...
heck for all I know you may be that Black Guy I helped change his flat tire a month or so ago... had a flat with no jack in the car....
That for sure wasn't me. Might have been a brotha tho.
