There is not only no evidence that Noah's flood occurred, but there is strong evidence that it didn't occur. I'm amazed that there are still people who think it did.
As for global warming, it is absolutely occurring, due to increased CO2, faster than it has in geological time. My beef is with what we should do about it.
Since you seem to like making certain declarative statements, let me make one of my own….
You are totally wrong on both counts.
But, you are free to hold on tightly to the errors that you are “married up with.”