Also remember folks that it's 3 hogs on the menu plus evening hunts for pigs and varmints.
Plus,the Mexican border is nearby for those who miss their boar and want to take it out on the cartels after downing a handful of 25 cent shots of tequila.
For another 75 cents, we could even get Tom laid. Well, maybe a buck twenty five extra.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
