Go ahead and spread a little wisdom on Montana....

If it is deep, it is "A$$hole deep to a ten foot Indian".

If it is fast, it is "Faster than a streak of $hit from a tall Indian"

If it is hard....

Well, it's harder than a preacher's di*k.



"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis