Originally Posted by ingwe
We have our own:


If it is deep: A$$hole deep to a tall giraffe.

If it is slick: Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

If it is dark: Blacker than Coalie's A$$

If it is happy: Happier than a two-peckered billy goat.


etc. grin


AND, if the price is too high: It's higher than balls on a giraffe!


'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd going the wrong way.