If you had a man card, you'd be required to turn it in now.
Since you don't, your probationary period for reapplying for one will now be extended by another 5 years. You may reapply for a man card on May 14, 2217.
Dooood! My sister had a Prius. I borrowed it once.
It had a latte cup holder.
It was skookum.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe