...Thirdly- with all that heat I will have frequent fainting spells and need mouth to mouth resuscitation from....well...you know...the bongo
ya might ask the ranch, I'm not sure the bongo is that well trained...
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I've also been deluged with PM's regarding the wisdom of giving a lawyer an AR-15. Rest assured I will only give him a 5 round mag, and two cartridges...