Dan just advised that he could have thumped a nice eland...
Makes sense. He is pretty good looking, DVD is. Wait, you said THUMPED. Never mind.
I am praying to the Almighty Overseer of All Blessed Drunken Acts of Magical and Eternal Greatness that someone choked out, or at least knuckled up, squared off with and boxed with the ostrich during the trip. Such a brilliant opportunity for immortality, that. An epic bout stemming from blackout caliber drunks and the offer/wager/acceptance deal of a dare? The man who would be king stuff. Oh, the image... FUGG YEAH!
Get home safe, y'all. Looking forward to pics and recollections.
That would have been Rockchucker, had he shown up this year.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
