License receipt print out...check.
2 gallons bug spray,scorpion and rattlesnake repellant....check.
Case of PBR for Joel...check.
NutraSlim for Tom...check.
Trojan Magnums for Bob, of course...check.
Protective netting and stealth game cameras for bed area...check.
Cash for Roger to get him out of Mexico...check.
Stuffed yorkie run over by a lawnmower (twice) for Tom...check.
Autographed pictures of me in court for Dan...check.
Bullet proof vest for Jerry...check.
16x20 black and white prints to canvas of Bobby's cell phone shenanigans...check.
T-Shirt for Pat...check.
Coffee for Doc...very first thing in the am...check.

See you Wednesday, gents!


The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward