Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Originally Posted by tex_n_cal
Originally Posted by hillbillybear
Originally Posted by ingwe
The ostrich needed killing...



They should have paid US to do it..,.



Why didn't you bust it then?


The nominal trophy fee on the stritch was $3k. I was tempted to offer them $1k on the last day, but finally talked myself out of it. I did wind wind up yelling at him, once, as he was edging closer to me.



I think Derrick, the ranch manager, has 1st dibbs on the ostrich....unless his wife wants to pull the trigger.


Yep!!

Derrick told us that he has informed the ranch owner that the first thing he's gonna do when the ranch sells next week/month is kill that damn ostrich. He did actually shoot it with a round of snake-shot on Thursday afternoon, too, as it hassled with several of us down at the fishin' hole...

It was a mean sonofabitch, chased several of us down. It came at me once and I charged back at it and made it back off a step, but then it came on again. I didn't want to have to shoot it, so I beat feet behind some trucks and it forgot about me.


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars