Also remember folks that it's 3 hogs on the menu plus evening hunts for pigs and varmints.
Plus,the Mexican border is nearby for those who miss their boar and want to take it out on the cartels after downing a handful of 25 cent shots of tequila.
For another 75 cents, we could even get Tom laid. Well, maybe a buck twenty five extra.
Looks like a heck of a deal to me. We need to get ed "too many letters" on board for this.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
