Originally Posted by Whelen Nut
Originally Posted by ingwe
We have our own:


If it is deep: A$$hole deep to a tall giraffe.

If it is slick: Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

If it is dark: Blacker than Coalie's A$$

If it is happy: Happier than a two-peckered billy goat.


etc. grin


AND, if the price is too high: It's higher than balls on a giraffe!




Or raining harder than a cow pi$$ing off a cliff onto a flat rock.


"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan