We have our own:


If it is deep: A$$hole deep to a tall giraffe.

If it is slick: Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

If it is dark: Blacker than Coalie's A$$

If it is happy: Happier than a two-peckered billy goat.


etc. grin


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe